A green-skinned professor stood at the front of the classroom, watching the students file in as he leaned against his podium. His one red eye was watching them with clear amusement visible in it, and his lips had curled back in a smirk. Soon as the last students had entered the class, he walked over to the door and slammed it.
"Greetings, and welcome to Potionsmaking. I'm your god of this department, Professor Helmintio, but you can call me Professor Helmy if you're too stupid to pronounce my full name." He smirked at all of them and moved back over to his podium, behind it so he could begin his lessons. "In this department, we focus on cha